Lyrics: Saw you coming my way, put my nose in a book Some crap that you gave me or something that I took Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather He’s so together oozing like I never could
[Chorus] I bet he’s a classic masher He toot toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they’re laughing at you He’s playing dumb, you’re looking at clothes Straightening his hat, Mr. Shnook ho-hum I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad Never felt so blue, guess I never amused you
[Chorus] (x2) I bet he’s a classic masher He toot toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they’re laughing at you
[Outro] They talk boots while they’re laughing at you (x4)
